June 2012
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Walking with an umbrella in the rain
Expectation
Reality
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
When people actually go out and have social lives.
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So.. there is this girl I really hate.. and thank heavens she isn’t a part of our One Direction fandom..
Today, she was like: “Fuck One Direction”
So, I was like:
Having a Tumblr is like leading a secret double...