fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post
June 2013
i wish tumblr gave us a warning before we hit post limit. just like “woah there! you have ten posts left and it’s only noon, slow the fuck down”
NO KIDZ BOP DID A COVER OF STAR SHIPS AND INSTEAD OF “WE’RE HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER” THEY SAY “WE’RE KIDZ BOP AND WE’RE TAKING OVER” HELP
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
my response when people like me in any way
how are girls confident enough to take nudes like i dont even have enough confidence to take normal selfies
a new clothing store for seniors named Forever 81
Semi-convinced One Direction is a social experiment conducted to examine just how much homoeroticism one band can get away with while still being marketed to young girls
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
i have 3 moods:
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ????????????????
- ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?
