Stuck in the labyrinth that is my life.
  • me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
  • cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
  • me: can i get a heck yeah

h0odrich:

you have no idea how fast I can type /tagged/me


chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 


ghost-anus:

YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE

DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD

IT IS A TASTE TESTER

IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE

IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!

RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!


ignited-night:

netlfix:

people who have good urls but bad blogs

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people who have good urls but never use their blog

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ehehehelokid:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

nonothingatall:

jendabenda:

jinglepandas:

egobus:

modified-grrrl:

petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.

petition to fuck everyone

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why does it always come down to this


apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

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rupaulsfootrace:

sexting-your-grandma:

Is getting heartbroken a hobby????

No honey, it’s a career

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(Source: sugardaddyprincess)


thelittlecoyoteinitiative:

This needs to be rebloggable …

thelittlecoyoteinitiative:

This needs to be rebloggable …


riddikiluslygorgeous:

welldonehaveacookie:

miss-doctorwho:

As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm

It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose 

No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about

(Source: misswho221b)


vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up


ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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sacajaweasvagina:

the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down

(Source: slydigged)


iconastop:

shirtsandtiesallthetime:

iconastop:

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

iconastop:

when u wear a snapback

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NO

IM SORRY

Yeaks

what


svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life